Week 27
Curious seals... As the mini marshmallow makes an arch above my head, I anticipate its landing and open my mouth wide for the delicious event that is about to occur. But at the last second, I realize that my initial toss was overzealous and that if I don’t somehow compensate for my error, the tiny marshmallow will land not in my expectant mouth, but on the floor behind me. So in a single fluid motion, I half jump, half slide into position just in time to catch the sugary delight, at the same time losing my sock footed balance on the slippery wood floor, completely disconnecting with the solid surface into a horizontal position, and finally falling back down to earth in a straight line, every part of my body hitting at exactly the same time. Never before have I come so close to doing what I imagine to look exactly like a Dick Van Dyke fall, and my laughter was so great that it failed to audibly leave my lips, and I was assumed dead on impact by Jacquie. Ironically, it wasn’t the fal...